OLD WYVES' TALES
THE ONLINE VERSION
NOVEMBER 2024
EDITED BY DENNIS J DUGGAN
THE ONLINE VERSION
NOVEMBER 2024
EDITED BY DENNIS J DUGGAN
OBITUARIES Alan Cox (1952-58) passed away recently.
John Atkins passed away recently. We believe he was a teacher at Downing Drive, and taught English. He produced some of the school plays, with Tony Baxter
Roger Pearson (1947-52) passed away during November 2022 (Information from his son, Ian)
Frank Smith informs us of the sad news that former pupil Peter Read (57-62) has also passed away recently. Frank goes on to say that Peter never made contact with Wyvernians, but he was a good pal of his big brother, Pete (also a pupil at CBS) during their teenage years back in the sixties. They lost contact until about twenty years ago when, thanks to FriendsReunited, they again linked up.
FROM DAVE FOGG POSTLES 1960-67 The lunches at Elbow Lane are still impressed on my mind. Divided into two sittings there were, if I remember correctly, seven or eight boys at each table, headed by a third-year boy who served the meal. After the first sitting there was an anticipatory wait for the second sitting to finish, for the invitation to second helpings of desserts. Next to the 1B classroom (I think) was a table tennis room, which was always well-populated. Upstairs, adjacent to the gym, was the chess room, over which Spud Murphy reigned. Gorringe, transferred to CBS at some point. He was a competent chess player. When I advanced to Humberstone Gate I cycled home for lunch, so I missed all the activities. I don't recall much about the lunchtime activities at Downing Drive
FROM SHEILA TAPPING, VIA BRIAN SCREATON Hello, Brian, thank you for your email, but unfortunately my husband, Roger Tapping (1952ish) is now in a care home with vascular dementia. Coming from a very poor family background, Roger was very proud to pass the eleven-plus and attend a grammar school. I am happy to pass this information on for the benefit of anyone who might remember him.
FROM DAVID LEIGH 1956-64 (OWT is a text-only document. Photographs appear on the facebook site, via Frank Smith - Ed. ) I have a photograph from the Leicester Evening News, dated 1960, showing us leaving London Road station en route to the Olympic Games in Rome. L - R, back row: 1 Mr?; 2 Ian Neal; 3?; 4?; 5 Chris Brierly; 6? 7 David Leigh. That's all I can remember now. I still have the programme and tickets for the events. Can anyone recognise themselves, or have further tales? About the only thing I vaguely recall is a party from a girls' school staying in the same accomodation as our group. At the time, girls were becoming a significant interest! The weather was hot, and how exotic and remote Italy appeared to us...
John Atkins passed away recently. We believe he was a teacher at Downing Drive, and taught English. He produced some of the school plays, with Tony Baxter
Roger Pearson (1947-52) passed away during November 2022 (Information from his son, Ian)
Frank Smith informs us of the sad news that former pupil Peter Read (57-62) has also passed away recently. Frank goes on to say that Peter never made contact with Wyvernians, but he was a good pal of his big brother, Pete (also a pupil at CBS) during their teenage years back in the sixties. They lost contact until about twenty years ago when, thanks to FriendsReunited, they again linked up.
FROM DAVE FOGG POSTLES 1960-67 The lunches at Elbow Lane are still impressed on my mind. Divided into two sittings there were, if I remember correctly, seven or eight boys at each table, headed by a third-year boy who served the meal. After the first sitting there was an anticipatory wait for the second sitting to finish, for the invitation to second helpings of desserts. Next to the 1B classroom (I think) was a table tennis room, which was always well-populated. Upstairs, adjacent to the gym, was the chess room, over which Spud Murphy reigned. Gorringe, transferred to CBS at some point. He was a competent chess player. When I advanced to Humberstone Gate I cycled home for lunch, so I missed all the activities. I don't recall much about the lunchtime activities at Downing Drive
FROM SHEILA TAPPING, VIA BRIAN SCREATON Hello, Brian, thank you for your email, but unfortunately my husband, Roger Tapping (1952ish) is now in a care home with vascular dementia. Coming from a very poor family background, Roger was very proud to pass the eleven-plus and attend a grammar school. I am happy to pass this information on for the benefit of anyone who might remember him.
FROM DAVID LEIGH 1956-64 (OWT is a text-only document. Photographs appear on the facebook site, via Frank Smith - Ed. ) I have a photograph from the Leicester Evening News, dated 1960, showing us leaving London Road station en route to the Olympic Games in Rome. L - R, back row: 1 Mr?; 2 Ian Neal; 3?; 4?; 5 Chris Brierly; 6? 7 David Leigh. That's all I can remember now. I still have the programme and tickets for the events. Can anyone recognise themselves, or have further tales? About the only thing I vaguely recall is a party from a girls' school staying in the same accomodation as our group. At the time, girls were becoming a significant interest! The weather was hot, and how exotic and remote Italy appeared to us...
(Click/tap HERE for a link to the photo on our Facebook page & reaction to it - Frank Smith).
FROM BRIAN SCREATON 1959-65 A few random remarks in the last OWT jogged my memory, and as the one who is always chivvying the rest of you for contributions I thought I'd better make one of my own! Alan Pykett mentions getting home for lunch (or dinner, as it used to be called) whilst he was at Elbow Lane. The reverse was my experience - it was only the two years at Elbow Lane that forced me to have school dinners, and with a few exceptions I can't say I enjoyed them. The other years, including the first one in the huts on Lee Circle, and the rest of my schooling at Humberstone Gate, I was able to catch the L38 bus to Thurnby Lodge, just past the Palais de Danse, at 12.25, and be home at Perkyn Road about 12.45. Like Alan's mum, mine would have a mid-day meal ready, and I would return on the 1.11 bus, or the 1.26 if I felt like cutting it fine. I can't remember a bus ever being late, or cancelled,whatever the weather.
My old friend, and former work colleague, Roger Gandy, mentions the Town Arms, Pocklington's Walk. Well, I never went there whilst at school, but when I left to go to the Leicester College of Art and technology (As it then was - now De Montfort University) my course was taught in a former factory at the top of Newarke Street (It's been demolished, but was where the Magistrates Court is now) The building was the number one fire risk in Leicester, as it was an old multi-storey factory with timber floors, and prospective plumbers were taught in the basement, waving their blow-lamps around! I was doing a surveying course on the second floor, with the architects above us and the Central Institute (For cooks and caterers) below us - with their gas stoves and lighted matches. There were several false alarms whilst I was there, and the fire engines from Lancaster Road were always there within seconds. But I digress - where was I? Ah yes, the Town Arms - well, it was just round the corner from Newarke Street, so me and my new student friends spent many bibulous lunch-times in there, downing a pint or two and eating the excellent cheese and onion crusty cobs prepared by the landlord, John Vann.
Whilst at college I got press-ganged into a band, playing bass, and we did a couple of gigs in a back room of the Town Arms, which I seem to remember was on the first floor. We were probably a truly awful band, but somehow got a gig supporting John Lee Hooker at the County Arms, Glen Parva. I kid you not. John Lee played at the County Arms on Friday 29th April 1966 - I still have the advert to prove it. He must have been down on his luck, as he also played at the Burlesque on Humberstone Road (Now long gone) which was a bit of a dive. I must emphasise we were only the support band - John Lee had wisely recruited a band called Julian Conway and the Machine to back him on the tour and they were fantastic. We later got banned from playing at the County Arms, as our short-sighted manager lit some smoke bombs rather too close to the curtains at the back of the stage. But that's another story.
Basher Brewin is mentioned by Tony Baxter as an effective teacher, and I agree. He must have been, as somehow he managed to get me to a standard whereby I scraped an 'O' level pass in maths, which was essential for the surveying course mentioned above. And who can forger Basher's well-worn quips such as, 'You won't pass, Duckie' and 'Dy-Dx it' or, indeed, being bashed on the head with the marble he kept in the folds of his gown. I very much doubt that would be approved by Ofsted, whatever results it produced.
Dennis asks if anyone remembers the first Wyvernians reunion at The Harrow, Thurmaston, in 1998. Well, first of all let me tell you that despite the demolition of many pubs and other nice buildings throughout Greater Leicester, The Harrow is still there. I passed it the other day, on my way to a splendid lunch with Old Wyvernian Ken Kelham and his wife Dolores, who were over here from Vancouver, Canada. So yes, I was at the first reunion, but my only memory is of standing at the bar when Ken Witts came up behind me, slapped me on the back and said, 'Hello, Brian, what are you having?' Considering the last time I was in close proximity to Ken I was probably receiving the sharp edge of his tongue, I struggled with the surreal idea of him buying me a drink, or even remembering my name, so I probably stammered something like, ' Er, half a bitter, sir, er, sorry, er, Ken, if that's alright?' And that, apart from us all agreeing we must have another reunion, is my only memory of that momentous event which led to so many happy reunions.
FROM GARETH BOWDEN (1961-68) I joined at Elbow Lane in 1961. Those of my generation, and earlier, will doubtless recall the toilet block in the playground. It was a grim, insanitary, building which reeked if urine or Jeyes Fluid. It was certainly not a place to linger. During my first, or perhaps it was the second, year Wally Wardle assembled the whole lower school in the playground. I recall nothing of what he said by way of preparation, only that we were made to file through the toilets one class at a time, and directed to look in one of the cubicles as we passed. There, on the back of the toilet pan behind the seat, coiled like a sleeping cat, was what (How can I put this politely?) a stool of superhuman dimensions. I imagine the purpose of the parade was either to instil revulsion - or perhaps to identify the perpetrator by the guilty - or proprietorial - look on his face. I don't believe anyone owned up. We were left to speculate why, and indeed how, it had been done. I wonder if any reader remembers the incident or, indeed, was the guilty party?
FROM WALLY PAYNE 1953-58 (Part 1 of 2 - Ed)
Art Teacher: Art wasn't my best subject. The truth is that drawing a straight line with the help of a ruler was probably the limit of my ability. My form position at the end of each term was adversely affected by my post-impressionistic daubs. Marks were given for a submitted item, fifteen being the maximum. My efforts seldom resulted in more than two or three. I once achieved a sympathetically-awarded single point for a piece of paper covered in cherry-red poster paint. I had intended to draw a couple of boxing gloves on top of the splurge, but could never draw anything vaguely resembling a glove. A search of the CBS archive might reveal that I once stunned the art teacher with an effort for which he awarded no less than six points. Six out of fifteen! The set subject was a circus scene and, by chance, my mam had an embroidery pattern (the sort which was ironed onto a piece of material) of a person riding a horse. By cutting out the man, and ironing it upside down onto a piece of cartridge paper, there was the start of my masterpiece - a trapeze artist. Six out of fifteen, my personal artistic peak.
No one can know how much I detested those art classes, and the highlight was cleaning the tables during the final five minutes. Each boy was presented with a rag, and a jam jar full of water. This was poured liberally over the table, and swished around with gay abandon. There was invariably a modicum of tomfoolery, something in which John Dyson and I were the main protagonists. One day John splashed me with more water than was reasonable and I was soaked. I responded by launching my rag at his face. He ducked, and it hit the teacher on his head. There was a stunned hush. The teacher required me to stay for an hour after school, after which I was ordered to apologise. I was a bolshie sort of chap and refused, so I was told to stay again the next afternoon, and again I refused to apologise. I declined and the process was repeated three times. He realised I was wasting his time, and kicked me out of his class, adding that my chances of a pass in the GCE were as improbable as Leicester City winning the first division title. The teacher arranged a transfer to the woodwork class, hoping I might become a latter-day Thomas Sheraton, but that only lasted a few weeks. My mortise and tenon joint was deemed so pathetic it was felt my time would be better spent in the library.
School Bully: In my view it was all rather infantile, but when the new intake first arrived at the school they were subjected to a series of demeaning japes in the yard by the older boys. It bordered on bullying, and despite being in the second year and thus permitted to join the baiting, I had no desire to participate in this so-called fun. I witnessed a third year boy untie his own shoe laces, and approach a weedy young fellow and order him to retie them. At this point I took over, and retied the laces myself. I knotted them so tightly he was unable to unpick them. This brought a titter from the audience, whereupon the bully took grave offence and elected to deal with me. He raised his fists and, to the cries of 'fight, fight' from the audience, advanced towards me. It was immediately apparent that the fellow had never engaged in fisticuffs in his life, and following his few pathetic attempts to connect with my face I adopted the boxing methods taught by my father. Whether his insistence on coming forward was inspired by the hope he might succeed with a lucky haymaker, embarrassment at being outclassed by a junior or sheer bravery was never ascertained, but he continued his advances. Each time he was met with two or three sharp left jabs, and suffered the inevitable results before calling it a day. Over the next few years our paths crossed several times, but he never acknowledged my presence. He had learned that neither bullying, nor boxing, were his forte.
Crusaders 440 Yards Handicap Race: I was always pretty nifty on my feet, and when it came to sprinting could beat all the local kids and fellow pupils. I was a member of The Crusaders, a Sunday school club for those aged between twelve and eighteen years of age. We met on Sunday afternoons. The annual sports day was held at a facility on Narborough Road. I was fourteen at this time. There was only one sprint event, a 440 yard handicap pace, the handicap was calculated by the athletes' age. I had not registered, but Richard, John Dyson's younger brother, wasn't keen to take part so I took his place. That gave me an immense advantage, and there was no doubt who would win. And so I did, by a considerable distance. Alas, someone ratted on me, so the stewards disqualified me and I went home without the gold medal (To be continued - Ed)
FROM FRANK SMITH The following message was received on September 27th from Bea Montgomery, the daughter of ex-pupil Des Christy: I am the daughter of Arthur Desmond Christy {Des} He passed away last week. Does anyone have any memories they could share? He was born in 1953. Frank writes; We don't have a record of Des's attendance at CBS, but based on more detailed information supplied so far, he was probably there c 1969/70 or 1970/71. This is because he most likely joined the school in the fifth form, then moved on to the sixth form to complete his 'A' levels. Please email any replies to Dennis, who will forward them to Des's daughter via me - Thanks.
FROM BERNARD CAPP 1955-62 Joining the school in 1955 meant spending the first two years in the temporary buildings on Lee Circle. Our form teacher was Ken Witts - boyish, enthusiastic and ideal for guiding the transition from junior to secondary school. The following year I remember convoys of tanks being transported round Lee Circle, on their way to (or from) the disastrous Suez adventure. A South African boy joined the school that year and Mr Bell, the headmaster, called a special assembly where he explained that while we had probably seen a black person before (possibly true for most of us) we were to treat him just like anyone else. A couple of years later we had the typical schoolboy satisfaction of seeing the Lee Circle huts demolished by a wrecking ball. In the late fifties the staff still included several veterans of WW1, including Percy Jeeves, who taught elementary French, and Mr Bufton, who taught history and was also deputy head. He had a bad limp, possibly from a war injury, but still cycled to school each day (Including returning home for lunch) I think he was universally respected. I remember him telling us anecdotes about the boys who had once sat at the same desks, used the same books (Some still had their doodles of Spitfires) and had died in WW2.
Most of the teachers were decent. I don't remember any as inspiring, but many stick in the memory for other reasons. No one who experienced Flo Willan's biology could ever forget him..He was a purely Dickensian figure, with a forte for withering contempt for anyone who fell short, and an obsession with tests and facts. Every day, you should go home with fifteen new facts, he would intone. Why fifteen? The fortnightly tests had fifteen questions too, each split into an a) and a b) We had double biology on Friday afternoons, which were awaited with great trepidation, and I remember the lesson which came next having an atmosphere of demob-happy liberation.
I was hopeless at PE, and hated it. Jock Gilman, who notionally taught it, was by then too overweight to do anything gymnastic, and had to get one of the boys to demonstrate whet we were supposed to be learning. The only subjects I really liked were English and history (I ended up as a historian) which at 'A' level was taught byWW1 veteran Ron Smith (history) and George Franey, the latter also produced a school play each year. One production was an all-male Romeo and Juliet, memorable when Juliet (David Jones) got stuck trying to exit the famous balcony scene, alaugh to the actor and audience alike. The sets were a bit basic! During 1962 Franey produced Sheridan's School for Scandal, this time with girls from Wyggeston, I think, in the female roles, then took it to Dusseldorf and Monchengladbach. I had no talent or interest, but Franey very kindly invented a place for me as prompter, which gave me my first trip abroad. Keith Hill, who went on to become a Labour MP and minister, had a starring role in the play, and also in the general studies/current affairs lessons which Mr Bell took with the upper sixth. Keith always had lots to contribute, but was often denied the opportunity. I know what you think, old chap, Bell would say, but you're wrong.
A few more random memories. Wally Wardle, year one geography, clasping his hands over his ears and moaning in despair, The noise, the noise. A student teacher from Turkey hiding under the table in panic when the air raid siren on top of Lewis's sounded, as it was tested from time to time. Mr Brushe, the kindly but irascible French teacher and former Hurricane pilot, savaging a boy with an insult that would have lead to repercussions today. S***o McNulty, maths, who left CBS to teach at a secondary modern, a very rare move. He said he thought there would be more scope for real teaching, free from the need to teach to an exam-level syllabus. During my final year, 1961-62, we started on beginners' Russian, after being told that would probably be most necessary in later life. It was the height of the cold war, and no one was sure which side would come out on top.
I have no anecdotes concerning Gravelguts Remington (Maths) Grit Whitbread - why Grit? who taught a crash-course in Latin for Oxbridge entry and Mr Pace (Geography) but they were all decent and committed teachers. I had no love for science subjects, but got on well enough with Mr Lawson (Physics) and Doc Burrows (Chemistry) I saw Doc Burrows at the one reunion I attended some years ago, and was staggered to note he had hardly changed in over forty years.
Reading Andy Marlow's excellent book I was struck by how many of the staff had committed a great deal of time and effort in coaching and leading sports, clubs and societies, and arranging trips in the UK and abroad. Most of that had completely passed me by, and some of the clubs I'd never heard of. Philosophy, anybody? But maybe that's just me.
AND FINALLY... It's odd, but mention of the school dinner arrangements made me realise that, whilst I remember the routine at the main school, I have no recollection whatsoever about Elbow Lane! Not to worry. For this edition of OWT I wanted to talk about satchels. In my day (1959-64) the form room was our base. We had our own desk and chair, and the teachers came to us - unless, of course, it was one of the science, or geography, lessons when we moved to the labs or the geography room. Today, it is usually the opposite system, whereby the pupils move from room to room for each lesson. Thus they are obliged to carry all their kit in some sort of rucksack! But we could manage with a satchel, a type of briefcase for use in schools. The main supplier was a shop in Belgrave Gate, almost next door to the ABC cinema, as was. I'm sure we all remember the scent of leather in that shop, I certainly do. Our satchels were hung on the backs of our chairs, as they were seldom required during the day. Their main use was for transporting the relevant homework materials to and from school. Mine always contained a bottle of ink, or a supply of ink cartridges, for my fountain pen, a PacaMac in case of unexpected showers, a geometry set, pack of coloured pencils, some sweets and a ruler. Usually there was also room for swimming kit or PE kit. At one time there was a vogue for shortening the shoulder strap so the satchel could be carried like a proper briefcase. The standard design was one large compartment, with two smaller ones on the front, all with buckles.
Dennis J Duggan (1959-64)
November 1st 2024
FROM BRIAN SCREATON 1959-65 A few random remarks in the last OWT jogged my memory, and as the one who is always chivvying the rest of you for contributions I thought I'd better make one of my own! Alan Pykett mentions getting home for lunch (or dinner, as it used to be called) whilst he was at Elbow Lane. The reverse was my experience - it was only the two years at Elbow Lane that forced me to have school dinners, and with a few exceptions I can't say I enjoyed them. The other years, including the first one in the huts on Lee Circle, and the rest of my schooling at Humberstone Gate, I was able to catch the L38 bus to Thurnby Lodge, just past the Palais de Danse, at 12.25, and be home at Perkyn Road about 12.45. Like Alan's mum, mine would have a mid-day meal ready, and I would return on the 1.11 bus, or the 1.26 if I felt like cutting it fine. I can't remember a bus ever being late, or cancelled,whatever the weather.
My old friend, and former work colleague, Roger Gandy, mentions the Town Arms, Pocklington's Walk. Well, I never went there whilst at school, but when I left to go to the Leicester College of Art and technology (As it then was - now De Montfort University) my course was taught in a former factory at the top of Newarke Street (It's been demolished, but was where the Magistrates Court is now) The building was the number one fire risk in Leicester, as it was an old multi-storey factory with timber floors, and prospective plumbers were taught in the basement, waving their blow-lamps around! I was doing a surveying course on the second floor, with the architects above us and the Central Institute (For cooks and caterers) below us - with their gas stoves and lighted matches. There were several false alarms whilst I was there, and the fire engines from Lancaster Road were always there within seconds. But I digress - where was I? Ah yes, the Town Arms - well, it was just round the corner from Newarke Street, so me and my new student friends spent many bibulous lunch-times in there, downing a pint or two and eating the excellent cheese and onion crusty cobs prepared by the landlord, John Vann.
Whilst at college I got press-ganged into a band, playing bass, and we did a couple of gigs in a back room of the Town Arms, which I seem to remember was on the first floor. We were probably a truly awful band, but somehow got a gig supporting John Lee Hooker at the County Arms, Glen Parva. I kid you not. John Lee played at the County Arms on Friday 29th April 1966 - I still have the advert to prove it. He must have been down on his luck, as he also played at the Burlesque on Humberstone Road (Now long gone) which was a bit of a dive. I must emphasise we were only the support band - John Lee had wisely recruited a band called Julian Conway and the Machine to back him on the tour and they were fantastic. We later got banned from playing at the County Arms, as our short-sighted manager lit some smoke bombs rather too close to the curtains at the back of the stage. But that's another story.
Basher Brewin is mentioned by Tony Baxter as an effective teacher, and I agree. He must have been, as somehow he managed to get me to a standard whereby I scraped an 'O' level pass in maths, which was essential for the surveying course mentioned above. And who can forger Basher's well-worn quips such as, 'You won't pass, Duckie' and 'Dy-Dx it' or, indeed, being bashed on the head with the marble he kept in the folds of his gown. I very much doubt that would be approved by Ofsted, whatever results it produced.
Dennis asks if anyone remembers the first Wyvernians reunion at The Harrow, Thurmaston, in 1998. Well, first of all let me tell you that despite the demolition of many pubs and other nice buildings throughout Greater Leicester, The Harrow is still there. I passed it the other day, on my way to a splendid lunch with Old Wyvernian Ken Kelham and his wife Dolores, who were over here from Vancouver, Canada. So yes, I was at the first reunion, but my only memory is of standing at the bar when Ken Witts came up behind me, slapped me on the back and said, 'Hello, Brian, what are you having?' Considering the last time I was in close proximity to Ken I was probably receiving the sharp edge of his tongue, I struggled with the surreal idea of him buying me a drink, or even remembering my name, so I probably stammered something like, ' Er, half a bitter, sir, er, sorry, er, Ken, if that's alright?' And that, apart from us all agreeing we must have another reunion, is my only memory of that momentous event which led to so many happy reunions.
FROM GARETH BOWDEN (1961-68) I joined at Elbow Lane in 1961. Those of my generation, and earlier, will doubtless recall the toilet block in the playground. It was a grim, insanitary, building which reeked if urine or Jeyes Fluid. It was certainly not a place to linger. During my first, or perhaps it was the second, year Wally Wardle assembled the whole lower school in the playground. I recall nothing of what he said by way of preparation, only that we were made to file through the toilets one class at a time, and directed to look in one of the cubicles as we passed. There, on the back of the toilet pan behind the seat, coiled like a sleeping cat, was what (How can I put this politely?) a stool of superhuman dimensions. I imagine the purpose of the parade was either to instil revulsion - or perhaps to identify the perpetrator by the guilty - or proprietorial - look on his face. I don't believe anyone owned up. We were left to speculate why, and indeed how, it had been done. I wonder if any reader remembers the incident or, indeed, was the guilty party?
FROM WALLY PAYNE 1953-58 (Part 1 of 2 - Ed)
Art Teacher: Art wasn't my best subject. The truth is that drawing a straight line with the help of a ruler was probably the limit of my ability. My form position at the end of each term was adversely affected by my post-impressionistic daubs. Marks were given for a submitted item, fifteen being the maximum. My efforts seldom resulted in more than two or three. I once achieved a sympathetically-awarded single point for a piece of paper covered in cherry-red poster paint. I had intended to draw a couple of boxing gloves on top of the splurge, but could never draw anything vaguely resembling a glove. A search of the CBS archive might reveal that I once stunned the art teacher with an effort for which he awarded no less than six points. Six out of fifteen! The set subject was a circus scene and, by chance, my mam had an embroidery pattern (the sort which was ironed onto a piece of material) of a person riding a horse. By cutting out the man, and ironing it upside down onto a piece of cartridge paper, there was the start of my masterpiece - a trapeze artist. Six out of fifteen, my personal artistic peak.
No one can know how much I detested those art classes, and the highlight was cleaning the tables during the final five minutes. Each boy was presented with a rag, and a jam jar full of water. This was poured liberally over the table, and swished around with gay abandon. There was invariably a modicum of tomfoolery, something in which John Dyson and I were the main protagonists. One day John splashed me with more water than was reasonable and I was soaked. I responded by launching my rag at his face. He ducked, and it hit the teacher on his head. There was a stunned hush. The teacher required me to stay for an hour after school, after which I was ordered to apologise. I was a bolshie sort of chap and refused, so I was told to stay again the next afternoon, and again I refused to apologise. I declined and the process was repeated three times. He realised I was wasting his time, and kicked me out of his class, adding that my chances of a pass in the GCE were as improbable as Leicester City winning the first division title. The teacher arranged a transfer to the woodwork class, hoping I might become a latter-day Thomas Sheraton, but that only lasted a few weeks. My mortise and tenon joint was deemed so pathetic it was felt my time would be better spent in the library.
School Bully: In my view it was all rather infantile, but when the new intake first arrived at the school they were subjected to a series of demeaning japes in the yard by the older boys. It bordered on bullying, and despite being in the second year and thus permitted to join the baiting, I had no desire to participate in this so-called fun. I witnessed a third year boy untie his own shoe laces, and approach a weedy young fellow and order him to retie them. At this point I took over, and retied the laces myself. I knotted them so tightly he was unable to unpick them. This brought a titter from the audience, whereupon the bully took grave offence and elected to deal with me. He raised his fists and, to the cries of 'fight, fight' from the audience, advanced towards me. It was immediately apparent that the fellow had never engaged in fisticuffs in his life, and following his few pathetic attempts to connect with my face I adopted the boxing methods taught by my father. Whether his insistence on coming forward was inspired by the hope he might succeed with a lucky haymaker, embarrassment at being outclassed by a junior or sheer bravery was never ascertained, but he continued his advances. Each time he was met with two or three sharp left jabs, and suffered the inevitable results before calling it a day. Over the next few years our paths crossed several times, but he never acknowledged my presence. He had learned that neither bullying, nor boxing, were his forte.
Crusaders 440 Yards Handicap Race: I was always pretty nifty on my feet, and when it came to sprinting could beat all the local kids and fellow pupils. I was a member of The Crusaders, a Sunday school club for those aged between twelve and eighteen years of age. We met on Sunday afternoons. The annual sports day was held at a facility on Narborough Road. I was fourteen at this time. There was only one sprint event, a 440 yard handicap pace, the handicap was calculated by the athletes' age. I had not registered, but Richard, John Dyson's younger brother, wasn't keen to take part so I took his place. That gave me an immense advantage, and there was no doubt who would win. And so I did, by a considerable distance. Alas, someone ratted on me, so the stewards disqualified me and I went home without the gold medal (To be continued - Ed)
FROM FRANK SMITH The following message was received on September 27th from Bea Montgomery, the daughter of ex-pupil Des Christy: I am the daughter of Arthur Desmond Christy {Des} He passed away last week. Does anyone have any memories they could share? He was born in 1953. Frank writes; We don't have a record of Des's attendance at CBS, but based on more detailed information supplied so far, he was probably there c 1969/70 or 1970/71. This is because he most likely joined the school in the fifth form, then moved on to the sixth form to complete his 'A' levels. Please email any replies to Dennis, who will forward them to Des's daughter via me - Thanks.
FROM BERNARD CAPP 1955-62 Joining the school in 1955 meant spending the first two years in the temporary buildings on Lee Circle. Our form teacher was Ken Witts - boyish, enthusiastic and ideal for guiding the transition from junior to secondary school. The following year I remember convoys of tanks being transported round Lee Circle, on their way to (or from) the disastrous Suez adventure. A South African boy joined the school that year and Mr Bell, the headmaster, called a special assembly where he explained that while we had probably seen a black person before (possibly true for most of us) we were to treat him just like anyone else. A couple of years later we had the typical schoolboy satisfaction of seeing the Lee Circle huts demolished by a wrecking ball. In the late fifties the staff still included several veterans of WW1, including Percy Jeeves, who taught elementary French, and Mr Bufton, who taught history and was also deputy head. He had a bad limp, possibly from a war injury, but still cycled to school each day (Including returning home for lunch) I think he was universally respected. I remember him telling us anecdotes about the boys who had once sat at the same desks, used the same books (Some still had their doodles of Spitfires) and had died in WW2.
Most of the teachers were decent. I don't remember any as inspiring, but many stick in the memory for other reasons. No one who experienced Flo Willan's biology could ever forget him..He was a purely Dickensian figure, with a forte for withering contempt for anyone who fell short, and an obsession with tests and facts. Every day, you should go home with fifteen new facts, he would intone. Why fifteen? The fortnightly tests had fifteen questions too, each split into an a) and a b) We had double biology on Friday afternoons, which were awaited with great trepidation, and I remember the lesson which came next having an atmosphere of demob-happy liberation.
I was hopeless at PE, and hated it. Jock Gilman, who notionally taught it, was by then too overweight to do anything gymnastic, and had to get one of the boys to demonstrate whet we were supposed to be learning. The only subjects I really liked were English and history (I ended up as a historian) which at 'A' level was taught byWW1 veteran Ron Smith (history) and George Franey, the latter also produced a school play each year. One production was an all-male Romeo and Juliet, memorable when Juliet (David Jones) got stuck trying to exit the famous balcony scene, alaugh to the actor and audience alike. The sets were a bit basic! During 1962 Franey produced Sheridan's School for Scandal, this time with girls from Wyggeston, I think, in the female roles, then took it to Dusseldorf and Monchengladbach. I had no talent or interest, but Franey very kindly invented a place for me as prompter, which gave me my first trip abroad. Keith Hill, who went on to become a Labour MP and minister, had a starring role in the play, and also in the general studies/current affairs lessons which Mr Bell took with the upper sixth. Keith always had lots to contribute, but was often denied the opportunity. I know what you think, old chap, Bell would say, but you're wrong.
A few more random memories. Wally Wardle, year one geography, clasping his hands over his ears and moaning in despair, The noise, the noise. A student teacher from Turkey hiding under the table in panic when the air raid siren on top of Lewis's sounded, as it was tested from time to time. Mr Brushe, the kindly but irascible French teacher and former Hurricane pilot, savaging a boy with an insult that would have lead to repercussions today. S***o McNulty, maths, who left CBS to teach at a secondary modern, a very rare move. He said he thought there would be more scope for real teaching, free from the need to teach to an exam-level syllabus. During my final year, 1961-62, we started on beginners' Russian, after being told that would probably be most necessary in later life. It was the height of the cold war, and no one was sure which side would come out on top.
I have no anecdotes concerning Gravelguts Remington (Maths) Grit Whitbread - why Grit? who taught a crash-course in Latin for Oxbridge entry and Mr Pace (Geography) but they were all decent and committed teachers. I had no love for science subjects, but got on well enough with Mr Lawson (Physics) and Doc Burrows (Chemistry) I saw Doc Burrows at the one reunion I attended some years ago, and was staggered to note he had hardly changed in over forty years.
Reading Andy Marlow's excellent book I was struck by how many of the staff had committed a great deal of time and effort in coaching and leading sports, clubs and societies, and arranging trips in the UK and abroad. Most of that had completely passed me by, and some of the clubs I'd never heard of. Philosophy, anybody? But maybe that's just me.
AND FINALLY... It's odd, but mention of the school dinner arrangements made me realise that, whilst I remember the routine at the main school, I have no recollection whatsoever about Elbow Lane! Not to worry. For this edition of OWT I wanted to talk about satchels. In my day (1959-64) the form room was our base. We had our own desk and chair, and the teachers came to us - unless, of course, it was one of the science, or geography, lessons when we moved to the labs or the geography room. Today, it is usually the opposite system, whereby the pupils move from room to room for each lesson. Thus they are obliged to carry all their kit in some sort of rucksack! But we could manage with a satchel, a type of briefcase for use in schools. The main supplier was a shop in Belgrave Gate, almost next door to the ABC cinema, as was. I'm sure we all remember the scent of leather in that shop, I certainly do. Our satchels were hung on the backs of our chairs, as they were seldom required during the day. Their main use was for transporting the relevant homework materials to and from school. Mine always contained a bottle of ink, or a supply of ink cartridges, for my fountain pen, a PacaMac in case of unexpected showers, a geometry set, pack of coloured pencils, some sweets and a ruler. Usually there was also room for swimming kit or PE kit. At one time there was a vogue for shortening the shoulder strap so the satchel could be carried like a proper briefcase. The standard design was one large compartment, with two smaller ones on the front, all with buckles.
Dennis J Duggan (1959-64)
November 1st 2024